Saturday, September 11, 2010

Smart Girls

Intelligence is my biggest turn-on.
Yesterday I went on a date with a postdoctoral astrophysicist from XXX (top notch international university - edited for privacy).
I've now doomed all potential future dates.
And totally lost interest with the fat opera singer I had lined up for this week.
She's in town for only 2 weeks.

Friday, September 10, 2010


I asked a girl the other day what sport she did - she replied "nothing - I'm naturally skinny" as if the only reason for doing sport would be to lose weight. Bewildering.

Saturday, September 04, 2010


Me "Half the world are below average"
Her "More than half I'd say."

Friday, September 03, 2010

Beach Dating Bingo

I was playing with a friend's kids on the beach.
After I left, a nearby mum gave her number to my friend to pass on.

I didn't call.