Sunday, December 19, 2010

Sydney Women

RSVP is a big Australian pay online dating site.
They're owned by Fairfax, as is the Sydney Morning Herald newspaper.
This was today's online ad in the SMH

Unfortunately, these women seem to be from Florida.

Friday, December 17, 2010


Well, that spread quickly...
It seemes I was the first person in the world to post Assange's OKCupid profile, shortly followed by a friend on Reddit (Bondiben). Village Voice picked it up next. The rest of the mainstream press quickly followed.
It gave my tumble weed blog 10 times the traffic it's seen in over 5 years.
Brownie points to Mashable for crediting my find.

Best of luck Mr Assange - in both the trials of dating and of the courts.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Julian Assange on OKCupid?

Is this a legitimate profile of the founder of Wikileaks?
Not accessed by the owner since Jan 1 2007.
If it is, he should be tried for crimes against Photoshop for this profile photo.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Drive Thru

One of my good friends lived in Darlinghust. A semi-grimy inner city suburb. 1 part yuppie, 1 part hobo, 1 part party boy. He had a decrepit Ford Laser parked on the street.
This was broken into one night, leaving it unlockable. Over the following few weeks, it began to be used as an impromptu bedroom by the local streetwalkers. While my friend was aware of this, he was a bit too lazy to do anything about it. Instead flicking the occasional used condoms out into the gutter. 
It was only some time later that he was spurred into action. One of the clients had refused to pay his special lady friend the full amount after the encounter in the car. Somehow, the local brothel who was pimping the strret walkers  felt my friend was the one who owed them money, and left a threatening letter on the dash. 
So he had to both get the car lock fixed, and go into the nearby bordello and argue his situation. 

Monday, December 06, 2010

I got the smarts

Contacted by a girl who described herself as "intellegent" in her profile.

Friday, December 03, 2010


So now I've had the vasectomy, there's no life forms in my jizz, does that mean the vegetarians can swallow now? It now has no living organisms in it, and no cruelty was inflicted on the animal that provided it.