Sunday, October 31, 2010

Chop Chop

After years of pondering, and months of deliberation and research, I've decided to have a vasectomy. I'm fast approaching 40, with no desire to have kids.
(Don't get me wrong, I like them - but more avuncular than paternal.
I called the family planning clinic - who almost never get people like me. It's either adamant 22 year olds, or guys my age with 3 kids.
I asked if they had any literature for me to read, but they had nothing more than a couple of pamphlets explaining how sore your nuts will be post op, and if bukakke is still an option for you.
So I ended up chatting to the Librarian, who scratched her head, and came back a week later with some research. All of which puts me as an outlier.
But then I met a psychologist who had her tubes tied in order not to have kids - which is a bit more radical than a quick snip to the nuts.
My doctor was pleasantly supportive of my request - and a referral was no problem, either ethically or medically.
The first appointment is tomorrow.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Profile Name

JuicyTube - worst or best name ever on an internet dating site?
She professes to be after only a relationship.
I Googled it expecting to find a litany of porn, but only found cosmetic products.

Monday, October 11, 2010


This was on a girl's profile.
I couldn't find a source, but it's been around for a long time.

The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think you are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after your money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think you are beautiful enough.
The men who think you are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money are cowards.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, and have some money and, thank God, are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!
The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in you when you take the initiative.

Sunday, October 10, 2010


It's kind of awkward when you've been talking online to a girl for a while, then read her profile more carefully and realise she's a m-f transsexual. How do you get out of that one politely?