I get bored easily.
3 hours into a mindless meeting this afternoon, I’m suffering.

So I’m fooling with a pen and a rubber band.
I’ve twisted it up, and let it spin out.

Unfortunately, the centripetal force sprays out ink.
Over my shirt, my face, the wall behind me, the table.
And my boss…
Not my regular boss, but the head of the entire division.

Not much you can say after that.