When it comes to online dating profiles, I'm wary of anyone:
Who defines themselves as 'sassy'
Who has a 'great sense of humour' without any evidence of this in their profile.
With a list of deal breakers
With a duckface photo
Who's entire album of photos come from exotic travel destinations.
Who says they 'love to laugh'. Surprisingly common. Opposed to all those who hate to do it.
I'll accept dancing as an interest, even tho I'll do anything to avoid it, but probably not shopping.