Fondled

I was felt up by a middle aged man this week.

I paid $200 for the privilege.

He was the urologist I'm seeing for the vasectomy.

I wondered how much money it would take me to fondle another man.

Was the $200 for the skill or the dirty job?

I guess once you've done it the first time...

There was 2 options - local or general anaesthetic. Apparently it comes down to nut sensitivity. Some boys squirm and giggle (his words).

Which would be embarrassing.

I was also worried about having a bit of movement. Pavlovian conditioning and all.